Justin Timberlake; WTF ?!?!?!?

I guess since JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has "crossed over" in musical genres and fan-base demographics; that gives him a HOOD PASS to prepetuate this type of TRIFLING FOOLISHNESS!!!

WTF was he thinkin' when he conceived or agreed to this sketch that he performed LIVE, on NATIONAL TELEVISION; at the recent ESPY AWARDS?!?!?

Oh IIIII know!!! I'm down with the BROTHAS and SISTAS now. They like my music, they buy my CD's, they come to my concerts, I sex their H$ES!!! I'M ONE OF THEM!!!

Will we hear any BACKLASH from this BULLSH!T?

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, FOLKS!!!

WNBA BasketBRAWL!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaawright SPORTSFANS; heeeeeeeeerrre we go!!! The 1ST Official Fight to occur during a WNBA Game to be broadcast on NATIONAL TV!!!

The game was between the DETROIT SHOCK and the LOS ANGELES SPARKS; at the SHOCKS home arena; The PALACE AT AUBURN HILLS; in suburban DETROIT.

SOSODEF SUMMERFEST 2008/ I LOVE 2 Eat 8!!!

ONCE AGAIN; ATLien/LabelExec/Producer/Restauranteur/Mogul, JERMAINE JD DUPRI; is set to take over the ATL, with his 3rd Annual SOSODEF SUMMERFEST 2008!!!

The weekend of events will take place WEDNESDAY, JULY 30, - SATURDAY, AUGUST 3,2008. The GINORMONGOUSNESS of this particular weekend is not to be compared to any other that U have ever witnessed, or could have even imagined!!!

Here is the lineup:

Wednesday, July 30
$50,000 STRIP-OFF @ BODY TAP

Thursday, July 31
CELEBRITY BOWLING @ 300 ATLANTA Bowling Alley

Friday, August 1
WELCOME TO ATLANTA @ CLUB DREAMS; 3505 Clairmont Rd.

Saturday, August 2
SoSoDERRTY BASKETBALL GAME @ MOREHOUSE COLLEGE Gym
SoSoSEXY ALL WHITE AFFAIR @ STUDIO 72 or WOODRUFF ARTS CENTER

Sunday, AUGUST 3
GRAND FINALE @ THE VELVET ROOM

Start getting yourself together NOW!!! U won't want to miss ANY of the STAR-STUDDED, BLING-BLINGIN', BOTTLE-POPPIN, DIAMONDCHAIN-HANGIN', STILETTO-STEPPIN', WHIP-WILDIN', ACTION!!!

Need more info? Check out www.sosodefsummerfest.com, or call 404.914.5533; for tixx and other information.


While U and your peeps are LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA, during SOSODEF WEEKEND; check out JD's eatery CAFE DUPRI.


CAFE DUPRI
3135 Piedmont Rd. Atlanta,GA 30305
404.846.2773
Mon.-Thu. 10:00AM - 2:00AM, Friday/Saturday 24 HRS, Sunday 10:00AM-MIDNIGHT

CAFE DUPRI is a place to SEE and BE SEEN. However; their cuisine is definitely worth the minimal waiting time, and amazingly affordable prices. Considering that it is such a HOTT SPOTT, it is a credit to JD that he is able to make it such a cost-friendly establishment. U WILL ENJOY CAFE DUPRI!!!

MILLION DOLLAR PASSWORD Having Auditions in the ATL!!!

MILLION DOLLAR PASSWORD; the latest incarnation of TVHost/Mogul, REGIS PHILBIN; will be holding an OPEN AUDITION in the ATL, this weekend!!!

The auditions will take place FRIDAY, JULY 25 - SATURDAY, JULY 26,2008; at the ATLANTA MARRIOTT SUITES, in Midtown ATL. Auditions will be held 10;00AM - 6:00PM on both days.

Auditionees must be aged 18 or older.

U think U got the BIGG BRAIN to win the BIGG BUXXX? E-mail the show at mildolpass@gmail.com, and let 'em know whazzup!!! Be sure to include ATLANTA in the subject line of your e-message.

The show airs on CBS on SUNDAYS at 8:00PM ET.

GOOD LUCK!!!

This Man KILLED his DAUGHTER for the HONOR of his FAMILY!!!

Meet CHAUNDHRY RASHID, 54.

CHAUNDHRY RASHID is a killer. He considers himself to be an innocent man accused, because although he committed murder; he did so for the honor of his family. He is therefore an HONOR KILLER.

On July 7,2008; CLAYTON COUNTY,GA 911; received a phonecall from a woman, who was calling from her neighbor's home. It was CHAUNDHRY RASHID'S wife, calling because she heard disturbing noises coming from within her own home. When CLAYTON COUNTY POLICE arrived at the home in the 9600 block of UTAH DR., in JONESBORO,GA; which is in CLAYTON COUNTY; they found Rashid sitting on the ground behind his car crying.

One of his sons told police that the body of their sister, SANDEELA KANWAL,25; was inside the home. Police found her lifeless body with a bungee cord tightly wrapped around her neck.

The RASHID Family is from PAKISTAN. SANDEELA KANWAL was in an "arranged marriage", and her husband had been in CHICAGO,IL; and she had not seen him for over 3 months. She wanted out of the loveless union. So she filed for divorce, and informed her father as they rode in the car together to the family's home. An argument insued.

CHAUNDHRY RASHID strangled his daughter, SANDEELA KANWAL; to death with a bungee cord inside the home. The sounds that his wife heard were the struggle between father and daughter; and a constant muffled begging scream of...ABU...ABU...(abu is Pakistani for FATHER).

He told the authorities that he did it because his daughter divorcing her husband would have dishonored his family.

NATIONAL BLACK ARTS FESTIVAL 2008!!!

The NATIONAL BLACK ARTS FESTIVAL is 20 years old, and just getting started!!!

If you're not already in the ATL, you might want to get a ticket to hop on that MIDNIGHT TRAIN to GEORGIA, or try to catch a super-saver flight, or maybe take a nice drive to the 404, 678, and 770; for the NATIONAL BLACK ARTS FESTIVAL 20th ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION. This truly one of the most high-quality art events held in The City Of ATLANTA.

The official dates for this year's event are Friday, July 18 - Sunday, July 27,2008; so I aplogize for being a little late. But; U still have plenty of time to get on down here and take advantage of everything there is to offer!!!

This year's festival features a truly dynamic lineup. The events range from MUSIC, FILM, DANCE, VISUAL ARTS, GALLERY CRAWLS, a wonderful smorgasboard of an ARTISTS MARKETS and even a CHILDREN'S VILLAGE, for the younguns. Aaaaaand of course, this is the ATL; so don't forget the nitelife, NiteLife, NITELIFE!!!

The NBAF is part of what makes Atlanta such a culturally rich city to live in, because; there is truly something here for EVERYONE!!!

Want to know more? Check out www.nbaf.org.

How Not to be PO-LICE!!!

This brotha REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLY wanted to be PO-LICE!!! And now; he's been snatched-up by the long arm of the law.

MOSES ROSCOE EADDY,37; of Duluth,GA; was arrested on July 18, by GWINNETT COUNTY POLICE, and charged with 1 FELONY count of IMPERSONATING a POLICE OFFICER. He was released from jail the same day on $11,200 bond.

SECURITY OFFICERS working at IDLEWYLDE Apartments in DULUTH,GA told police a man had been identifying himself as a GEORGIA STATE PATROL Officer.

REAL Police Investigators with search warrants found police stuff in his crib including badges and vests with the word POLICE on the back.

Police are asking anyone who had contact with the man who identified himself as an officer to contact them.

BAD BOY, BAD BOY!!! WHATCHAGONNADO, WHATCHAGONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR U?

U.S.CIRCUIT COURT Says F-U to the FCC!!!

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson's breast-baring "wardrobe malfunction."

The three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal Communications Commission "acted arbitrarily and capriciously" in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity.

The 90 million people watching the Super Bowl, many of them children, heard Justin Timberlake sing, "Gonna have you naked by the end of this song," as he reached for Jackson's bustier.

The court found that the FCC deviated from its nearly 30-year practice of fining indecent broadcast programming only when it was so "pervasive as to amount to 'shock treatment' for the audience."

"Like any agency, the FCC may change its policies without judicial second-guessing," the court said. "But it cannot change a well-established course of action without supplying notice of and a reasoned explanation for its policy departure."

Don't remember the JANET JACKSON/JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE malfunction? Here's the entire performance; the malfunction is at the end of the clip.

LIL KIM Celebrates the BIG 3-0 in CHARLOTTE,NC!!!

KIMBERLY JONES is 30 years old. LIL KIM aint quite so little anymore!!!

The QUEEN BEE recently celebrated the BIG 3-0 with family, friends, and fans in CHARLOTTE,NC.





She also appears to be rather friendly with ATLien HipHopper YOUNG JOC.




HA-PPY BIRTH-DAY 2 YA! HA-PPY BIRTH-DAY 2 YA! HA-PPY BIR-RRRTH-DAAAYYY!!!!

THANXXX 2 KITTY CLEOPATRA at www.kittycleopatra.com for the scoop and the scanz!!!

Check for more pixx at whatspoppin.net!!!

AL REYNOLDS Wants to Clear the Air

AL REYNOLDS; the former husband of TV Personality, STARR JONES-REYNOLDS; now STARR JONES; recently did a TV interview in which he decided to clear the air about several issues regarding the current state of affairs in his life.

AL addresses questions about his sexuality;(AL says that he is NOT gay, however; he says that he IS immaculate), his love for STARR; (AL says that he still loves her, and still wears his ring), the big star-studded, star-sponsored wedding; (he says he did not know about the sponsorships), and his career plans; ( he now teaches at a university in FLORIDA; educating, uplifting, motivating, inspiring, and authoring are now his calling).

THROWBACK FRIDAY: THE HOT BOYZ "WE ON FIRE"

Just because it's FRIDAY!!! Here is my favorite RAP GROUP from the 504; THE HOT BOYZ!!!

This is the group that allowed BRYAN "BIRDMAN'"BABY' WILLIAMS, and his older brother, RONALD "SLIM" WILLIAMS; to establish their CASH MONEY RECORDS empire.

The Hot Boyz are BG, JUVENILE, LI'L WAYNE, and YOUNG TURK.

BG, JUVENILE, and LI'L WAYNE recently got together for a reunion. The single is called YA HEARD ME.

In the meantime; ENJOY a vintage banger from THE HOT BOYZ!!!

JOHN MCLAUGHLIN Calls BARACK OBAMA an OREO!!!

Here's syndiated TV Journalist JOHN MCLAUGHLIN on his weekly program addressing the recent remarks made by the Rev. JESSE JACKSON; with regards to Sen. BARACK OBAMA; (D-IL).

Notice how easily Mclaughlin references Obama being an "OREO", and being "BLACK on the OUTSIDE, and WHITE on the INSIDE"!!!

How NOT to KISS!!!

Of the complaints I've received from women; the one complaint that I've NOT received, was about my KISSABILITIES. So, I found this to be very interesting.

U can thank JUDY MCGUIRE of CNN for this particular research.

LOCKING LIPS. MAKING OUT. SMOOCHING. KISSING. It sounds so pleasant and easy, yet do a little research and you'll soon discover that while everyone may be doing it, few are doing it well.

I have rounded up different varieties of BAD KISSERS and broken them down by the traits they share with members of the animal kingdom:

IGUANA: Characterized by cool, dry lips, and a tiny pink tongue, Lizard Lips is about as arousing as, well, a small reptile crawling around your mouth. One victim noted, "He'd dart his tongue in and out at a million flicks per second. Kissing is supposed to get you hot, not give you calluses."

The EXCITABLE PUPPY: I don't know who is telling these boys that there's nothing hotter than a mid-makeout tongue bath, but I heard from a lot of sopping sisters. "He licked from forehead to nose to chin and back again," is how one woman described her first kiss. "Like the way my 80-pound Labrador licks my face. Even though it was my first makeout sesh, I knew my companion was cursed with bad skills."

The RATTLESNAKE: You know the scenario. . . he's cute, you're tipsy and so you lean in lay one on him and, BAM! His tongue is halfway down your throat, pulsing like a piston. "The tongue should flick lightly -- not thrust like a video on BET," instructs Victoria, a filmmaker who knows her way around a liplock.

The TASMANIAN DEVIL: I was on the fence about one guy I was dating until we had our first makeout. His kiss was like being set upon by a team of angry ferrets. A sensuous bite on the neck can be hot, but a series of sharp nips to the jawline, decidedly less so.




The VENUS FLYTRAP: "It was like his neck was on a hinge," Sarah relays over cocktails. "This gave him the ability to open his mouth about six inches." I dated one of these too --his mouth would open so wide that he'd cover my mouth and nose, making it impossible to breathe. And yes, while I realize the Venus Flytrap is not technically an animal, it eats bugs and that's good enough for me.

The SKUNK: The breath of death was listed as a kiss-killer by most people surveyed. "In my mind I said let me give you the number of my gastroenterologist, or at least a mint!" David shared via email. In reality he said nothing to the offender -- he simply never called her again. "I'm a very polite person," he explained.

The POSSUM: As you should know, there is more to kissing than just shoving your tongue in and letting it lay there. "The unfurling of the tongue, and then not moving it . . . " Sarah shudders, too horrified to go on. "Too much tongue is the number one component of a bad kiss," she continues. "When it fills your mouth and you feel like some cheap bologna sandwich has been stuffed in there -- that is the ultimate bummer."

KANGAL FISH: Used in exotic pedicures to nibble away the dead skin on your feet and hands, the KF-style smooch is also quite cleansing. "I had a woman do this odd thing where she ran the tip of her tongue along the face of my teeth, as if she was trying to clean them," shares David, obviously on a roll.

Have any of U ladies encountered any of the above culprits?

KIM and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN in MONTE CARLO!!!

KOURTNEY, KIM, and MOMMA KARDASHIAN; were in MONTE CARLO a few weeks ago to peep the MONTE CARLO TELEVISION FESTIVAL 2008; and to do some Marketing/Promotion work for their RealiTV series, KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS.

Here are KOURTNEY and KIM taking a cool poolside break from all of the hustle and bustle of Monte Carlo!!!




THANXXX 2 MARLEAUX of LOLOSCUBE.COM for the scoop and scanz!!!

BARACK OBAMA Camp is UPSET with The NEW YORKER!!!

DEMOCRATIC PARTY Presidential hopeful Sen. BARACK OBAMA, and his camp are truly upset with the folks over at The NEW YORKER Magazine.

Check the above cover of their JULY 21,2008 issue.

See BARACK in his ISLAMIC TERROR GEAR, and his wife, MICHELLE; in her full 1975 BLACK PANTHER PARTY ISLAMIC TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER REGALIA. See them as they give each other the EVIL-EYE and the unholy TERRORIST FIST JAB. Watch them as they burn BAR-B-CUE the STARS AND STRIPES, and celebrate the MUTHAF$CKIN' TAKEOVER of The United States of AMERIKKKA!!!

WTF were they thinking in the editorial office when they approved this BULLSH$T?!?!?

Oh yeah, that's right. They WERE NOT thinking!!!